What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
