What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do you make a cow float?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?