Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a sad latte?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?