Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the echo get detention?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?