Where are average things manufactured?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal floats best?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?