Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do mice leave their boats?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
