Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do milkshakes come from?