Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?