What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do mice need oiling?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?