What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do teachers do during summer break?
