What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?