What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What nationality are most fish?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
A book just fell on my head.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?