What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?