What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do frogs get to work?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?