What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did summer say to spring?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did summer catch autumn?