What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?