What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Did you know about April 1st?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Who granted the fish a wish?