What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do fireflies start a race?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How did the toad die?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's the politest month?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where was Noah born?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?