What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How does a cow do math?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does the sun drink out of?