Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which former US President was always cold?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
