Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is an insect's favorite game?