Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What animal knows kung fu?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?