What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?