What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?