What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What bird is always sad?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
