What game does pasta always play at recess?
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What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?