What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?