Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a forklift?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which computer won the talent show?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
