Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which animal should never work for the government?