I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who invented fractions?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?