Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?