Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?