What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What table can you never sit at?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How are teens like cats?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What famous scientist will try anything?
