Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the peach come home from work early?