Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the politest month?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?