Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
