What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you get straight A's?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the politest month?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?