What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?