What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you compliment a cat?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What school subject really rocks?