Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the bee sad?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What animal has the worst mood swings?