What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the sick chicken say?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?