Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of bird can write?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call siblings who love math?
