Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?