What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why are trees so good at interior design?