What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does a lion call an antelope?
