What horn never makes a sound?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?