What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?