What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is a computer so smart?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
