What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?