How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?