Who invented fractions?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?