What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?