What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Can February March?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What are you studying in math?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do termites go camping?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?