Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?