Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call two birds in love?