Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
