What do you do when two snails fight?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?