Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do mice need oiling?
When does a horse talk?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
