What do you call two birds stuck together?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?