What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do cats love to work?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do fleas travel?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are English teachers so smart?