Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?