What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?