What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?