What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What game do bats excel at?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?