What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?