What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?