What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?