What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where does breakfast live?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
