What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do sheep say when they're in love?