Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is sand so optimistic?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.