Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do billboards talk?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did autumn say to summer?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?