Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?