Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?