Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the salad say to its dad?