Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where does a camper keep his money?