What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the sickly elevator say?