What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
