Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?