Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What bee is good for your health?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do birds serve on Halloween?