Why did the window need an aspirin?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the Dorito say to his son?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?