Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What superpower do all middle children have?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?