What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's E.T. short for?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?