Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
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What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
