Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?