What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?