Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Families are like fudge.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?