What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the politest month?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?