What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?