What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do nosey peppers do?