What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?