What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which subject has two parts?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do fish do at parades?