What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What is the coolest country?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do snowmen go to dance?