Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What animal has 20/20 vision?