Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which fly makes films?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What makes music in your hair?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do termites go camping?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do golfers hate cake?
