Why is winter considered holy?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?