What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
When do mice play every day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?