What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?