What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
