What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?