Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?