Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of money do fishermen make?