What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
It's allergy season again?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?