Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?