What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
What type of birds stay together forever?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
I broke my finger!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?