What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
