When is a baseball player like a thief?
When should you start writing a book?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
It's allergy season again?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?