Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?