What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?