Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What kind of computers do horses use?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?