What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What sport is full of interior designers?
My friend David had his ID stolen.