Why was the tire self-conscious?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What animal floats best?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?