Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are cause and effect so close?