How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are books always so angry?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you organize a space party?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a frog's favorite sport?