Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why are cars magic?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?