What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?