Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is blue and not heavy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are stones so good at music?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where does a camper keep his money?