What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
