What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?