What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?