Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you send a message in the forest?