Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the coolest country?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?