What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is another name for a cow?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?