Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do frogs get to work?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?