How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What are baby potatoes called?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?