What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How does a squid go into battle?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What sport can waiters play really well?