How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?