How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which animal will never go bald?
How does dinner smell?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
I broke my finger!
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What are you studying in math?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
