How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What bird is losing its hair?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?