What horn never makes a sound?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?