How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?