How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are goats so funny?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the fish blush?