How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?