How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's good for both poker and theater?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?