How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?