Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
