What day do hands always go to church?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What siblings are always sad?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a henway?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the best day to go to the beach?