Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How are mountains able to see?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?