Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?