Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is money so stubborn?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What are you studying in math?
Where do surfers go to school?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?