Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did one plate say to the other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?