Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
