What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What was the first animal in space?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
