Why did the frog have a long face?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a plant's favorite college course?