Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What sport can waiters play really well?
It's allergy season again?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?