What did the computer do at lunchtime?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where does a camper keep his money?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?