How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a doll's favorite car?