Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?