What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do fleas travel?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?