What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What building always gets stains on it?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
