What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?