What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How is cat food sold?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
