Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do elves learn in school?
Where does laundry go to college?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What snacks always have the best tan?
