Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?