Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you know about April 1st?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?