Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?