Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the fish so smart?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What math figure is also in the band?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the picture sent to jail?