Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What do bees chew?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you arrest a pig?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you know about April 1st?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?