What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What bird helps you stay dry?
