What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do jokesters study in college?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What are baby potatoes called?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How can you farm during the winter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?