What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why is summer always sad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the mime upset?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?