What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How did the toad die?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?