What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
