What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
It's Crowded!
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why don't ants get sick?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which state is the cleanest?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?