What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
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Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?