Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.