What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a panda ghost say?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?