What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
