Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the toad die?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How was the wedding?
