Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What type of animal does well in the cold?