Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How long do chickens work?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?