Why are trees always so positive?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What are you studying in math?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?