Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do stars go to college?